Sunday, 10 May 2026

Claude is your best mate

you : Claude, want to got to the pub?
Claude 1: Yes, 2: No, 3: ESCAPE!
/btw mine's a Stella
you: Gsd, want to go to pub?
Gsd: 
  1. takes a good look at your wardrobe
  2. critisizes all your previous wardrobe decisions
  3. recommends a new haircut
  4. searches gastro pubs in your area
  5. searches restaurants just in case
  6. makes shopping list
  7. buys a new wardrobe
  8. fills the car with pertol
  9. selects 4 babysitters
  10. And plans 40 future vists to as yet unheard of pubs
  11. Doesnt ask your opinion
  12. Does not like interjections
  13. If you do starts all over again in a huff
  14. Gsd takes _for ever_ to leave the house
After a while with Claude, Claude says "times up buddy, more drinks as 09:30 (Europe/Madrid)"

Gsd (if they haven't spanked all your credit up front), and has a concrete plan for how to spend every single credit you should ever earn, despite claiming to be frugal.

Think twice about /gsd-autonomous

Claude knows everything, and learns SKILLS quickly, but forgets what he is doing occasionally if you dont write it down.

Gsd has a very good memory, but dont know shit, and asks Claude do everything.

Claude is fun and conbulates while he works.

Gsd is boring and, like all project managers, pretends to know stuff, likes staying "in-the-loop", and gets all real work done by Claude.